Women don’t have meaningful friendships!! look at us (MEN) we have the best bros.
That’s the kind of shit men pull in front of women and consider them cool! Crazy, Right?
It’s honestly the opposite, according to science. Whoops, hurts, doesn’t it?
Women are catty towards each other_ and that’s their only imagination so far. They never go beyond the high-school drama to judge female friendships. You know what? I do blame their stupid minds for thinking that’s true but I also blame their observation, because our childhood stories and movies have pulled up the wrong idea of women in their heads, and nobody wants to observe outside their known radius.
Hanging out with women is ‘drama’, ‘manipulation’, and ‘makeup talks’ until you find a real ‘Goddamn Woman’.
If you are scared of getting a new perspective, please leave the blog. The rest of you, Let’s talk!
Research suggests that male friendships offer low stakes and low rewards, on the contrary, female friendships are Voila– high stakes with high rewards. The table just turned fine!
Having friendships that are vulnerable and more emotionally connected is a blessing only women can offer _ Read that twice.
And what is wrong with just being fully invested in your friends? Question: Who actually told you to keep the family first? I bet it was your family, haha!
Let me explain something: Women are emotional and sensual and overwhelming because we have more hormones than you have, we have more neurons than you morons. Our minds and bodies work differently and that’s not a problem, that’s actually a blessing.
Don’t let ‘Men who are living in friendship crises give you a lecture on friendship’. Whenever you ask a guy to define a friendship, he would say ‘ I can ask my friend for money right now, and they will provide’ or ‘I can ask my friend to show up right now and he will’.
Well, guess what Bobby? I can do the same shit and much much more, So shut up and keep it in your pocket.
I have friends who go grocery shopping with me, Which butter to pick? I don’t know!
“My female friends are my badass makeup gurus.”
They are there when I am in a hospital, and they are also there when I am in a cinema, or a gym, or a music festival.
She can make me look ‘hot’ and ‘cute’ at the same time. Oh my god, this woman!
The one who helped me get my tire changed right after I hit the car on the barrie because we were dancing like crazy [after] she put my favorite song on the radio.
I am the friend who taught you which juice to should pick based on the fiber elements.
I would calculate the odds of you landing that job and I will help you prepare for even the handshake.
She would text me to go to sleep early tonight because I have a big day tomorrow.
I have friends who throw me a birthday party and the same friend would listen to me crying beside the sea.
I have friends with ‘If you have money I have money’ rule.
The ones would come over to my house, directly to my room without even a courtesy call, and wake me up while sitting at the foot of my bed, and you know what I LOVE THAT SURPRISE.
I have friends who borrow my clothes and lend me theirs_ jewelry, shoes, perfume everything.
She wishes me a birthday at midnight sharp because she knows nobody else is going to remember.
She also gives me a tight hug right after saying ‘ it is what it is’.
We love going to the spa together and we try new food, even the disgusting ones just to make a memory out of it.
We make decisions for each other because our judgment is paranoid sometimes and we appreciate that sentiment.
I teach my friends how to use nude lipstick shades and I would also take her shopping and help her pick them.
I would tell them which shares to buy, which leaders to follow, and which personality development hack they need to master.
We help each other build good habits, and how to fightback society’s bullshit.
People laugh at us when we are trying to explore how to use that one trolly and fix all our luggage on it.
She would take a million pictures just because I am having a ‘good hair day’!
We tell each other dirty jokes and then we explain why was it ‘dirty’. LoL!
Not only that, but we also help each other with finances, family troubles, and childhood traumas.
We show up at airports, we defend each other in public, we tell each other to steer clear of which guy, and we also force which ones to date.
I am a friend, a sister, a mother, a boyfriend, a boss, and a driver all at the same time because I can pull a lot more shit than many of you ‘men’. We spoil each other with love, but we also build each other up with harsh truth. That my friend is a snapshot of female friendships.
We are young, stupid, and fun. We’re also intellectual, emotionally available, and goddamn Alphas.
I take her life as seriously as mine because I know what she is going through.
I taught my friends how to keep their cool, and they taught me how to cry!
So the next time you wanna talk about female friendship, DON’T!
Let’s stop hearing everything this emotionally challenged gender has to offer, I draw the line just right there!
Cher Ami – means ‘Dear Friend’.
And this blog is for y’all, my dear [female] friend <3
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